Try not to laugh #2 :) US Employment Statistics

jokeFor a couple years I’ve been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I’m tired because I’m overworked.

The population of this country is 237 million. 134 million are retired.

That leaves 103 million to do the work.

Of this there are 49 million employed by the federal government, leaving 52 million to do the work.

5.8 million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 46.2 million to do the work.

Take from the total the 34,800,000 people who work for State and City Governments and that leaves 11.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 1,880,000 people in hospitals, leaving 9,520,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 9,519,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me.

And you’re sitting at your computer reading jokes. 🙂 😀 🙂

Note : Lacks logic a lot, but funny 🙂

ReLaX : CoOl FuSiOn MuSiC bY LeXeR

Lexer is a young man from the eastern part of Germany. It`s very tough to present his music in his home area. It’s a new style of deep and melancholic pop music and everyone is touched by his special way to produce and play this music. 

He is from a new generation of DJ´s who grow up with soundcloud, facebook and youtube. With some great Edits and Remixes (Band of Horses or Feist) he started to produce in 2012. Since then he has been getting massive support from big names like Klangkarussell, Alle Farben, Bakermat, Oliver Schories or Tom Novy and he was able fix some cool gigs in Paris, Amsterdam, Zürich and a few big Festivals in 2013. Now he has many EPs and Remixes in the pipeline. Alex aka Lexer is moving very fast and so it´s right to say: he is heading for a great future.
http://soundcloud.com/lexer http://www.facebook.com/Lexer.Official

Relax : What say you? About these people :)

Fun on Flood

Fun on Flood

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